Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan

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Total Ratings 565
Total Reviews 499
Total Lists 26
Total Points 2,934

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Chris Kavan's Information

Ranking Status: Sandbox Addict

Name: Chris Kavan

Gender: Male

Current Area: Ceresco, NE, USA

Home Town: Wahoo, NE, USA

Education: Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer: Simons Home Store

Position: Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.

About Me: I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests: Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Gaming Profile

Game I Love: Final Fantasy VI

Game I Hate: P2W Can GTFO

Guilty Pleasure: The Lego Series

Favorite Genre: Sandbox

Least Favorite Genre: Sports

Favorite Platform: PlayStation 3

Least Favorite Platform: Xbox One

Favorite Quotes: Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Game I'm Playing

The Outer Worlds

US Release Date: 10/25/2019

Platform: PC (Steam)

Genres: Role Playing (RPG)

ESRB Rating: M

Developer: Obsidian Entertainment

Publisher: Private Division

Latest Game Review

Rating of
3.5/5

The Outer Worlds

It's Not the Best Choice, It's The Outer Worlds

Obsidian Entertainment will forever and always be tied to Fallout: New Vegas - still the most ambitious and memorable of the series. But people looking at that through rose-colored glasses may forget the game was an even buggier mess than Fallout 3 when it was released. Obsidian has made other great games - I'm particularly a fan of South Park: The Stick of Truth (a fun and damn funny licensed game), along with solid early sequels in Knights of the Old Republic 2 and Neverwinter Nights 2. They also made Pillars of Eternity (and its sequel), Tyranny and Avowed - but as I haven't played those I have no opinion. What I have played here, is The Outer Worlds - a space exploration/FPS games about a long-distant Earth colony dominated by …

Recent Rating History

Game Title Rating Overall Add
The Outer Worlds 3.5/5 3.5/5
River City Girls 3.5/5 3.3/5
Baldur's Gate 3 4.5/5 4.5/5
Elden Ring 4.0/5 4.0/5
Everybody's Gone to the Rapture 4.0/5 4.0/5

My Backlog

# Game Title Rating Overall Add
1. Age of Wonders III N/A N/A
2. AI: The Somnium Files N/A N/A
3. Alan Wake's American Nightmare N/A N/A
4. Alan Wake II N/A N/A
5. Alice: Madness Returns N/A N/A

Recent Comments

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
Epic Reviewer

Nelson Schneider - wrote on 08/19/23 at 08:58 PM CT

Ghost of Tsushima Review comment

Ha, ha, "Power of the PS5." More like, "Power of any computer with the equivalent of an RTX 2060 inside."

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 04/15/23 at 11:00 PM CT

Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

Now that I have the game, GOG Galaxy shows me how much my friends have played it: You logged 165 hours!

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/04/22 at 08:20 PM CT

Boot Hill Heroes Review comment

Hey, you LIKE watching other people play games while you twiddle your thumbs, and you KNOW it!

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 10/18/21 at 11:43 PM CT

Alternativa Review comment

Yikes! But while we're on the topic of yelling at robots, you should definitely cuss-out the RNG dice roller that picked this turd for you to play this year.

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 07/03/21 at 01:43 AM CT

Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

How many hours did you get out of it? You seemed to be playing it for-EVAR.

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 08/02/20 at 03:33 PM CT

Metro 2033 Review comment

I've seen "Metro Redux" (both games in a compilation) on sale for, like $4. There's no excuse!

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/09/19 at 02:56 PM CT

Horizon: Zero Dawn Review comment

This is pretty much the ONLY PS4 exclusive I'm interested in. Maybe I'll get to play it if it comes to the Epic Store... or maybe I'll borrow your PS4 once you blow $500 on a PS5.

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/09/19 at 02:30 PM CT

Oxenfree Review comment

Good write up. It almost makes me want to pull this game out of the Dump Truck and put it on the Backburner instead.

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 05/09/19 at 05:02 PM CT

Celeste Review comment

"Sense of accomplishment?" Really? You're gonna spew that Souls Troll propaganda around here?

Nelson Schneider
Nelson Schneider
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Nelson Schneider - wrote on 12/02/18 at 02:38 PM CT

Prey Review comment

BTW, I really love the title of your review for this.

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