MeltedJoystick Points
| Activity | Points |
|---|---|
| Total Ratings | 562 |
| Total Reviews | 498 |
| Total Lists | 26 |
| Total Points | 2,925 |
Chris Kavan's Information
Ranking Status: Sandbox Addict
Name: Chris Kavan
Gender: Male
Current Area: Ceresco, NE, USA
Home Town: Wahoo, NE, USA
Education: Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.
Employer: Simons Home Store
Position: Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.
About Me: I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!
Interests: Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.
Gaming Profile
Game I Love: Final Fantasy VI
Game I Hate: P2W Can GTFO
Guilty Pleasure: The Lego Series
Favorite Genre: Sandbox
Least Favorite Genre: Sports
Favorite Platform: PlayStation 3
Least Favorite Platform: Xbox One
Favorite Quotes: Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet
Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound
"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil
Game I'm Playing
US Release Date: 02/24/2022
Platform: PC (Steam)
Genres: Action (Soulslike)
ESRB Rating: M
Multiplayer: Online
Developer: From Software
Publisher: Bandai, Namco
Latest Game Review
Rating of
4/5
King of the Ring
From Software is a the developer equivalent of a masochist's dream. Because whom among us doesn't like being punished from time to time? Elden Ring is their most approachable game but still made me rage and cuss and ragecuss like I haven't in a long while... and that was all while completely avoided the PvP aspect and just playing the story mode. From Software is NOT known for great storytelling and while Elden Ring certainly has a story - I spent most of the game running around various areas and killing whatever - in caves, in tombs, in swamps - and had to wiki the damn side quests, most of which are far too easy to skip along the way, especially as the game doesn't often point you in any direction whatsoever. Looks and Stuff: Not …
Recent Rating History
| Game Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|
| Elden Ring | 4.0/5 | 4.0/5 | |
| Everybody's Gone to the Rapture | 4.0/5 | 4.0/5 | |
| It Takes Two | 4.5/5 | 4.5/5 | |
| Assassin's Creed Odyssey | 4.5/5 | 4.5/5 | |
| Pampas & Selene: The Maze of Demons | 4.0/5 | 4.0/5 |
Top Game List
| # | Game Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) | 5.0/5 | 4.4/5 | |
| 2. | The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | 5.0/5 | 4.5/5 | |
| 3. | Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | 5.0/5 | 3.5/5 | |
| 4. | Super Mario World | 5.0/5 | 4.4/5 | |
| 5. | Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen ) | 5.0/5 | 4.4/5 |
My Backlog
| # | Game Title | Rating | Overall | Add |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Age of Wonders III | N/A | N/A | |
| 2. | AI: The Somnium Files | N/A | N/A | |
| 3. | Alan Wake's American Nightmare | N/A | N/A | |
| 4. | Alan Wake II | N/A | N/A | |
| 5. | Alice: Madness Returns | N/A | N/A |
Recent Comments
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 08/19/23 at 08:58 PM CT
Ghost of Tsushima Review comment
Ha, ha, "Power of the PS5." More like, "Power of any computer with the equivalent of an RTX 2060 inside."
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 04/15/23 at 11:00 PM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment
Now that I have the game, GOG Galaxy shows me how much my friends have played it: You logged 165 hours!
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/04/22 at 08:20 PM CT
Boot Hill Heroes Review comment
Hey, you LIKE watching other people play games while you twiddle your thumbs, and you KNOW it!
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 10/18/21 at 11:43 PM CT
Alternativa Review comment
Yikes! But while we're on the topic of yelling at robots, you should definitely cuss-out the RNG dice roller that picked this turd for you to play this year.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 07/03/21 at 01:43 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment
How many hours did you get out of it? You seemed to be playing it for-EVAR.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 08/02/20 at 03:33 PM CT
Metro 2033 Review comment
I've seen "Metro Redux" (both games in a compilation) on sale for, like $4. There's no excuse!
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/09/19 at 02:56 PM CT
Horizon: Zero Dawn Review comment
This is pretty much the ONLY PS4 exclusive I'm interested in. Maybe I'll get to play it if it comes to the Epic Store... or maybe I'll borrow your PS4 once you blow $500 on a PS5.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 06/09/19 at 02:30 PM CT
Oxenfree Review comment
Good write up. It almost makes me want to pull this game out of the Dump Truck and put it on the Backburner instead.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 05/09/19 at 05:02 PM CT
Celeste Review comment
"Sense of accomplishment?" Really? You're gonna spew that Souls Troll propaganda around here?
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 12/02/18 at 02:38 PM CT
Prey Review comment
BTW, I really love the title of your review for this.
